tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844492888624906166.post280585728062951735..comments2023-10-24T07:54:26.018+11:00Comments on Bizarre Scribble.: Witty Answering Machine Messages.Windsmoke.http://www.blogger.com/profile/12225394580987872677noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844492888624906166.post-16888656813017930632012-06-24T07:22:00.120+10:002012-06-24T07:22:00.120+10:00G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: The toaster one is a cl...G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: The toaster one is a clear winner this time round :-).Windsmoke.https://www.blogger.com/profile/12225394580987872677noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844492888624906166.post-57845414434693969062012-06-23T09:26:38.368+10:002012-06-23T09:26:38.368+10:00i'll join the chorus. i love the toaster too.i'll join the chorus. i love the toaster too.LifeRamblingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13671888795238528513noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844492888624906166.post-31802372825499425762012-06-20T08:33:47.796+10:002012-06-20T08:33:47.796+10:00G' Day LYNN: Welcome to Bizarre Scribble and t...G' Day LYNN: Welcome to Bizarre Scribble and thank you for signing up to follow. I'll be signing up to follow your blog to :-).Windsmoke.https://www.blogger.com/profile/12225394580987872677noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844492888624906166.post-22626706261155808332012-06-20T03:51:20.120+10:002012-06-20T03:51:20.120+10:00as kids we always pranked called and said we were ...as kids we always pranked called and said we were "amanda's meat market" and we were calling to check on their delivery order--"did you order a crab a lobster and a fish stick--we for some reason thought it was hilarious---hey new follower!Lynn Proctorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16349867270815243053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844492888624906166.post-66907942528347274632012-06-18T15:34:31.158+10:002012-06-18T15:34:31.158+10:00G' Day RIVER: How about "City Morgue Here...G' Day RIVER: How about "City Morgue Here" that'll raise a few eyebrows :-).<br /><br />G' Day YGRAINE: The toaster one is a clear winner this time round :-).<br /><br />G' Day CRACK: Welcome to Bizarre Scribble and hope to hear from you in the future and the toaster one is a clear winner this time round :-).Windsmoke.https://www.blogger.com/profile/12225394580987872677noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844492888624906166.post-8033315252027215872012-06-18T04:49:33.137+10:002012-06-18T04:49:33.137+10:00Toaster one is great! Actually, they all are.Toaster one is great! Actually, they all are.Crack You Whiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03071785490304845124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844492888624906166.post-17628870103039240692012-06-18T00:39:39.495+10:002012-06-18T00:39:39.495+10:00Love the toaster one.
It's brilliant:)Love the toaster one.<br />It's brilliant:)Ygrainehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00300519608303898969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844492888624906166.post-19694372832884626132012-06-17T21:22:08.952+10:002012-06-17T21:22:08.952+10:00I always wanted to have mine say "House of Pi...I always wanted to have mine say "House of Pies, any size", or "you talk, I'll listen".<br />but I kept putting off changing the original pre-recorded message.Riverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794655013673748992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844492888624906166.post-13472756875839395222012-06-17T15:12:17.443+10:002012-06-17T15:12:17.443+10:00G' Day TEMPO & FRUIT: That's the most ...G' Day TEMPO & FRUIT: That's the most popular one so far :-).<br /><br />G' Day RIVER: I still have an answering machine so i can filter out nuisance calls :-).<br /><br />G' Day JAYNE: That's running a close second by a length :-).<br /><br />G' Day JOANNE: That would have been really cute to hear :-).<br /><br />G' Day BEACH: That would have been really scary and at the same time funny :-).<br /><br />G' Day GRACE: You could use one of these :-).<br /><br />G' Day ANNMARIE: That one could work :-).<br /><br />G' Day MAGS: I'm glad you liked 'em :-).Windsmoke.https://www.blogger.com/profile/12225394580987872677noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844492888624906166.post-83356615014068532792012-06-17T03:51:50.338+10:002012-06-17T03:51:50.338+10:00Hi Windsmoke,
You have done it again, fantastic jo...Hi Windsmoke,<br />You have done it again, fantastic jokes. LolAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844492888624906166.post-77623673478768600342012-06-17T03:22:01.982+10:002012-06-17T03:22:01.982+10:00how about "joes Pizza."?!how about "joes Pizza."?!momto8https://www.blogger.com/profile/13964950285763339907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844492888624906166.post-20646812243898200442012-06-17T01:34:53.632+10:002012-06-17T01:34:53.632+10:00Haha suddenly I feel like the message on my answer...Haha suddenly I feel like the message on my answering machine is too dull Windsmoke, I'll have to have a think about it hahaha!PerthDailyPhotohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14077053209100022305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844492888624906166.post-71025201823920940812012-06-17T01:01:36.454+10:002012-06-17T01:01:36.454+10:00I did one of those funny answering machine message...I did one of those funny answering machine messages once where I acted like my wife was coming at me with a knife.<br /><br />My mom-in-law heard it and had a fit. We left the house for dinner barely ten minutes after I set it up and when we returned there were at least twenty messages from her asking what happened.<br /><br />Yes, my in-laws have NO sense of humor.Commander Zaiushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11000824454124236774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844492888624906166.post-67779394755172337842012-06-16T23:44:11.120+10:002012-06-16T23:44:11.120+10:00For years, until it was accidently removed, a frie...For years, until it was accidently removed, a friend had her four year old, enuciating beautifully, say This is the housekeeper. No one is home. It was so well done you had to love it.Joanne Noragonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09834682329952369721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844492888624906166.post-35584050972512825972012-06-16T22:48:18.467+10:002012-06-16T22:48:18.467+10:00LOL I like the last one ;)LOL I like the last one ;)Jaynehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02851305238478213940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844492888624906166.post-20564106912488301152012-06-16T20:43:58.468+10:002012-06-16T20:43:58.468+10:00I like the toaster idea!I like the toaster idea!FruitCakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15660225514077942415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844492888624906166.post-26876394659176242472012-06-16T20:29:14.402+10:002012-06-16T20:29:14.402+10:00There doesn't seem to be many answering machin...There doesn't seem to be many answering machines around any more. All calls go to voicemail, or get placed in a queue where we listen to what seems like hours of crappy music because we don't dare hang up and start over in case we never get through. (not me though, I hang up and send an email)Riverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794655013673748992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844492888624906166.post-52012130221193272052012-06-16T20:04:07.528+10:002012-06-16T20:04:07.528+10:00As always some great jokes, I like the toaster one...As always some great jokes, I like the toaster one..pity I dont have an answering machineTempohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01023337124226272532noreply@blogger.com