tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844492888624906166.post3719577206661913540..comments2023-10-24T07:54:26.018+11:00Comments on Bizarre Scribble.: Witty Answering Machine Messages.Windsmoke.http://www.blogger.com/profile/12225394580987872677noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844492888624906166.post-25108597125696087662012-10-07T15:15:02.734+11:002012-10-07T15:15:02.734+11:00G' Day GRACE: Hope it works for ya.G' Day GRACE: Hope it works for ya.Windsmoke.https://www.blogger.com/profile/12225394580987872677noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844492888624906166.post-45113949559149995672012-10-06T17:30:49.217+10:002012-10-06T17:30:49.217+10:00I'm so changing my message to the last one Win...I'm so changing my message to the last one Windsmoke, would solve a lot of aggravation!PerthDailyPhotohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14077053209100022305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844492888624906166.post-43542129931503627232012-09-30T08:44:25.325+10:002012-09-30T08:44:25.325+10:00G' Day RIVER: I'll give that saying a try....G' Day RIVER: I'll give that saying a try. Windsmoke.https://www.blogger.com/profile/12225394580987872677noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844492888624906166.post-8313039852042515182012-09-29T20:41:21.039+10:002012-09-29T20:41:21.039+10:00I love the last one too.
@FruitCake; try saying &...I love the last one too. <br />@FruitCake; try saying "I was just going to ask you the same thing!" when they ask if you want to change electricity suppliers. The same question works for people calling for donations too, and the beggars at the bus stop. Riverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794655013673748992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844492888624906166.post-68404841188915867712012-09-29T15:34:59.188+10:002012-09-29T15:34:59.188+10:00G' Day FRUIT CAKE: The first one may do the tr...G' Day FRUIT CAKE: The first one may do the trick and scare the pants off 'em.<br /><br />G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD, RED, ANDREW, JOANNE, YGRAINE, BANANAZ & LYNN: The last one is the best and most popular this time round.<br /><br />G' Day BEACH BUM: Be my guest.<br /><br />G' Day CLOUDIA: Laughter certainly is the best medicine.<br /><br />G' Day ANNMARIE: Absolutely.Windsmoke.https://www.blogger.com/profile/12225394580987872677noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844492888624906166.post-22307242784290356242012-09-29T07:50:51.376+10:002012-09-29T07:50:51.376+10:00better than , hello. hello. hello? beep.better than , hello. hello. hello? beep.momto8https://www.blogger.com/profile/13964950285763339907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844492888624906166.post-77726555779774602392012-09-25T01:57:02.796+10:002012-09-25T01:57:02.796+10:00haha i love that last one :)haha i love that last one :)Lynn Proctorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16349867270815243053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844492888624906166.post-14989837246403456272012-09-24T10:30:07.822+10:002012-09-24T10:30:07.822+10:00LOL!
Laughter is such magic!
Aloha from Honolu...LOL!<br />Laughter is such magic!<br /><br /><br /><br /> Aloha from Honolulu,<br />Wishing you a sweet week ahead!<br /><a href="http://comfortspiral.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">Comfort Spiral</a><br /> =^..^= <br /> <br /> > < } } ( ° ><br /><br /> > < } } (°><br /><br /> ><}}(°>Cloudiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05853753108637831069noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844492888624906166.post-77683045431411918272012-09-24T01:46:00.470+10:002012-09-24T01:46:00.470+10:00Hehe I love the third one, because I am so tired o...Hehe I love the third one, because I am so tired of all those telesales calls!<br />Brilliant :)Ygrainehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00300519608303898969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844492888624906166.post-12925376056767432482012-09-23T23:18:46.531+10:002012-09-23T23:18:46.531+10:00Love #3. My actual favorite was a friend's th...Love #3. My actual favorite was a friend's three year old daughter saying "You have reached the Smith household. This is the housekeeper. The family is out. Leave a message." As only a three year old could shout it out. The little girl was a teenage before the message was lost.Joanne Noragonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09834682329952369721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844492888624906166.post-91548905178118669162012-09-23T22:51:30.464+10:002012-09-23T22:51:30.464+10:00Wonder will the caller really hang up or leave a c...Wonder will the caller really hang up or leave a cool message? That's a good one.இ Baŋäŋaz இhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03759912732442771311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844492888624906166.post-24525256852955714362012-09-23T22:18:48.601+10:002012-09-23T22:18:48.601+10:00Got to try these!Got to try these!Commander Zaiushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11000824454124236774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844492888624906166.post-37597319810450668982012-09-23T21:53:39.694+10:002012-09-23T21:53:39.694+10:00The last one is funny because now with caller ID, ...The last one is funny because now with caller ID, you do know who has called, even if they have not left a message.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844492888624906166.post-24167764011410775002012-09-23T21:38:08.757+10:002012-09-23T21:38:08.757+10:00Haha! Like the poem - but LOVE the clairvoyant!! ...Haha! Like the poem - but LOVE the clairvoyant!! My best 'answering machine' message was when I actually answered the phone, realised it was someone I didn't want to talk to, then successfully pretended to be an answering machine!!Red Nomad OZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03020668094026661054noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844492888624906166.post-47003639014699851812012-09-23T18:41:28.886+10:002012-09-23T18:41:28.886+10:00The third has my vote because I need take no furth...The third has my vote because I need take no further action. Thanks Windsmoke.Elephant's Childhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06650565833097914052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1844492888624906166.post-12803919539982144692012-09-23T15:37:47.488+10:002012-09-23T15:37:47.488+10:00I love all of these. Thank you.
What can I say to...I love all of these. Thank you.<br /><br />What can I say to the next electricity plan salesperson that won't have them recoil in horror saying "there's no need to say such foul things to someone you don't even know"? Something witty would at least leave <i>me</i> in a better mood. [Don't care about them - it's all about me.]FruitCakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15660225514077942415noreply@blogger.com