Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: Geese, Pigs and a Ironing Board.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: What happens when Geese land in an active volcano?.
A: They cook their own goose!.
Q: Why do Pigs have piggy banks?.
A: Because they don't use a mattress!.
Q: What is the difference between Betty Blonde and a Ironing Board?.
A: Its much harder to open the legs of a Ironing Board!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
15 comments:
Loved the cooked goose. Thanks.
Yeah, the goose one was awesome.
The Betty Blonde was great as well.
G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: Especially served up with roast potatoes, vegies and gravy Yummmy :-).
G' Day BEACH BUM: They are my favourites too :-).
Item#1. Can Bananaz request for black pepper with corn? haha.
Hi Windsmoke,
All very good, but I feel the Geese joke is the best. :)
No, not the one aout the Blonde; not nice.
PS: I'm not blonde
G' Day BANANAZ: If its on the menu you can order them at extra cost :-).
G' Day MAGS: Absolutely :-).
G' Day FRIKO: As the saying goes "Blondes Have More Fun" :-).
LOL
Don't forget the gravy and mint sauce for the goose :P
G' Day JAYNE: Mint sauce and gravy is absloutely yummmmy :-).
needed laughs!
Warm Aloha from Waikiki;
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G' Day CLOUDIA: Hope you're settling into your new digs ok and i'm glad these made you laugh :-).
humor for grown up is different from adult humor. thanks for sharing
G' Day LITTLEJOHN: No matter which way you look at it humour is humour as long as you get a laugh out of it that's Bonza :-).
thanks for the laughter today.
G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: You're most welcome :-).
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