Twinkle, twinkle little star.
Betcha can't guess where we are?.
G' Day! Ruby's toaster speaking, her brand spanking new answering machine has cracked a wobbly and is in the repair shop. Please leave a message when the toast is done!.
No!, no!, not that, anything but that
not the beep, no!, please i beg you
not the beep, anything but the beep
AAA, IIII, EEEEEEEEEEEE!.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.
18 comments:
As always some great jokes, I like the toaster one..pity I dont have an answering machine
There doesn't seem to be many answering machines around any more. All calls go to voicemail, or get placed in a queue where we listen to what seems like hours of crappy music because we don't dare hang up and start over in case we never get through. (not me though, I hang up and send an email)
I like the toaster idea!
LOL I like the last one ;)
For years, until it was accidently removed, a friend had her four year old, enuciating beautifully, say This is the housekeeper. No one is home. It was so well done you had to love it.
I did one of those funny answering machine messages once where I acted like my wife was coming at me with a knife.
My mom-in-law heard it and had a fit. We left the house for dinner barely ten minutes after I set it up and when we returned there were at least twenty messages from her asking what happened.
Yes, my in-laws have NO sense of humor.
Haha suddenly I feel like the message on my answering machine is too dull Windsmoke, I'll have to have a think about it hahaha!
how about "joes Pizza."?!
Hi Windsmoke,
You have done it again, fantastic jokes. Lol
G' Day TEMPO & FRUIT: That's the most popular one so far :-).
G' Day RIVER: I still have an answering machine so i can filter out nuisance calls :-).
G' Day JAYNE: That's running a close second by a length :-).
G' Day JOANNE: That would have been really cute to hear :-).
G' Day BEACH: That would have been really scary and at the same time funny :-).
G' Day GRACE: You could use one of these :-).
G' Day ANNMARIE: That one could work :-).
G' Day MAGS: I'm glad you liked 'em :-).
I always wanted to have mine say "House of Pies, any size", or "you talk, I'll listen".
but I kept putting off changing the original pre-recorded message.
Love the toaster one.
It's brilliant:)
Toaster one is great! Actually, they all are.
G' Day RIVER: How about "City Morgue Here" that'll raise a few eyebrows :-).
G' Day YGRAINE: The toaster one is a clear winner this time round :-).
G' Day CRACK: Welcome to Bizarre Scribble and hope to hear from you in the future and the toaster one is a clear winner this time round :-).
as kids we always pranked called and said we were "amanda's meat market" and we were calling to check on their delivery order--"did you order a crab a lobster and a fish stick--we for some reason thought it was hilarious---hey new follower!
G' Day LYNN: Welcome to Bizarre Scribble and thank you for signing up to follow. I'll be signing up to follow your blog to :-).
i'll join the chorus. i love the toaster too.
G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: The toaster one is a clear winner this time round :-).
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