Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Pig Meat, A Toilet Roll and Your Mother-In-Law.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Dean Diner is holding up a fork with a piece of Pig Meat on one end for inspection by Wilbur Waiter and says, Do you call this pig?.
Which end of the fork are you referring to?, replies Wilbur Waiter.
Q: How many men does it take to change A Toilet Roll?.
A: Nobody knows, its never happened before!.
Q: Is there any difference between a vulture and Your Mother-In-Law?.
A: Yes, the vulture waits until your dead!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
A quick note: I've noticed over the last few months that i've become quite addicted to Blogging, which has left me little or no time to follow other pursuits. Beginning next week Random Humour For Grown Ups is moving to a new home on Tuesday mornings until then keep smiling.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.
12 comments:
Hi Windsmoke,
I love the light bulb joke.
A New Year, a new blog on it's way, good one. Don't forget when you move to your new blog, to leave a link on this blog so we can find you. :)
Q: How many men does it take to change A Toilet Roll?.
A: Nobody knows, its never happened before!.
Tell you the truth that is an issue with my wife and me. As far as I figure the toilet paper fits perfectly well on the toilet tank lid right beside the book I am reading.
G' Day MAGS: Its still the same Blog and the same post, i've just moved it from Monday to Tuesday. Light bulb??? :-).
G' Day BEACH: I'd say that would be an issue with a lot of couples :-).
Love them all. And the toilet roll issue is v true in this household. There are obviously toilet roll fairies whose job it is.
Great jokes, thanks for the laughs
The toilet roll issue is no joke hahahahahaha!!! Will look for you on Tuesday next week Windsmoke.
I know many women who don't seem able to change a toilet roll either. At work, there are 5 stalls in the ladies restroom. When I get there in the mornings, there are usually 4 stalls with no paper and one with half a roll left. If I don't then put paper on the empty spindles and remove the empty rolls, no one else will. They'll take a new roll of paper and just sit it on top of the empty cardboard roll and hop it doesn't fall to the floor.
The second one - and I think you're very wise to make room for other things.
G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD & PERTH: That's the most popular one this time round :-).
G' Day TEMPO: Its good to know you got a laugh out of 'em :-).
G' Day RIVER: That problem seems to be an issue in all workplaces including mine when i still working :-).
G' Day DAVE: They are more changes on the cards for my Blog, thank you for your support its much appreciated :-).
Hi Windsmoke, I missed the light bulb joke, I'm sorry. I've heard many mother-in-law jokes over the years, and am thankful they don't relate to my m-i-l. My father advised me to check out the mother before proposing, because that is what you'll be married to one day!
I always love visiting Random Humour. It cheers up the greyest of days!
My favourite is the Mother-in-Law one - had me in stitches :)
G' Day MAL: I reckon a lot of fathers advise their sons the same way. What light bulb??? :-).
G' Day YGRAINE: I hope your grey day has turned into sunshine and blue sky :-).
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