Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Legs, Custard and A Parking Space.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: What is a sentrypede?.
A: A security guard with a hundred Legs!.
How disgusting there's a fly in my Custard, screams Deanna Diner.
I'll fetch him a spoon, replies Wilbur Waiter.
Jade Juniper is running late for the Contention Country Womens Association monthly meeting and is having no luck locating A Parking Space.
Looking toward the heavens Jade cries out asking the lord to locate her A Parking Space and says, I promise cross my heart that i'll attend mass every sunday and never ever sin again for the rest of my life.
Then lo and behold A Parking Space turns up out of no where.
Never mind lord cancel that, i've found A Parking Space!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.
15 comments:
Hi Windsmoke,
Great jokes, I especially like the one about the parking space, that was fantastic. LoL.
I forget you commence so solemly: Today I'm featuring (whatever it is), and I'm laughing by the second word, if not the first.
I do like Jade Juniper. Thank you so much.
Jade Juniper sounds like my wife.
Like the security guard one best!
Jade has the right attitude all right!
oh that Jade! The Lord is going to get her later. Probably send rain on her dry washing when she is away from home and a plague of snails into her veggie garden!
What the Lord giveth, the Lord taketh away haha! Nice group of funnies Windsmoke.
G' Day MAGS: Some people are real shockers :-).
G' Day JOANNE: So i've got you hooked right from the first word, that is good to know :-).
G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD & FRUIT CAKE: She's definitely a resourceful woman :-).
G' Day BEACH: That is uncanny :-).
G' Day DAVE: I'm chuffed you liked it :-).
G' Day RIVER: And set fire to her house with a bolt of lightning :-).
G' Day GRACE: He certainly does when you least expect it :-).
Loved all three, but the last one had me screeching with laughter!
Absolutely brilliant:D
G' Day YGRAINE: The last one is the most popular one this time round, i'm glad you got a laugh out of it :-).
Many a true word spoken in jest!
G' Day JANE: That's very true indeed :-).
the last one definitely wins my vote.
G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: Its a clear winner :-).
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