Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Loud, Potatoes and A Miss.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: What is green and very Loud?.
A: A frog horn!.
Q: Why do dentists like Potatoes?.
A: Because they are so filling!.
Doctor, doctor i'm a bit concerned, says Paul Patient.
What are you concerned about?. asks Doctor Derek.
My wife Paula Patient has black hair like me, but our son Petro Patient popped out with a mop of red hair, do ya think something is a miss?.
Not at all.
Why not?
How many times a year do you have nookie?.
About six times.
Well then that's the answer.
Pray tell!.
You're just a little rusty!.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.
12 comments:
Oh dear. I am laughing in spite of myself. Thanks Windsmoke.
Just a little rusty. he he
love the rusty one
Ha Ha, just a little rusty!
(Or perhaps Paula is a blonde who dyes her hair...having a blonde haired parent and a black haired parent can result in red haired kids, I read it somewhere once).
A little rusty--oh, groan. Especially after laughing abut the potato.
Well done, as ever.
Shockers! :)
Here's one for you:
A doctor recently removed several plastic horses from a patient's rectum. He's now stable.
Hahaha ... doesn't red hair skip a generation???!!!
haha, i have got to remember to tell my husband the "rusty" one ;)
G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: I'm glad you got a laugh out of 'em.
G' Day FRUIT CAKE, JANE, RIVER, JOANNE & LYNN: The rusty one is the most popular one this time round.
G' Day KATH: That's a good 'un, i'll use it in the future.
G' Day RED: I've no idea about that.
A Miss is definitely the one for me!
It's hilarious :D
That's a beauty Windsmoke, and I'm guessing if that was the case there would be a lot more red haired bubs born haha!
G' Day YGRAINE & GRACE: I'd say the rusty one wins by a country mile this time round.
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