There's this bar on top of a tall skyscraper on the outskirts of Melbourne where this Bloke is drinking heavily and asks, the skinny blonde barmaid for another shot of Bundy Rum, he skulls it, walks slowly towards the balcony and leaps off. Returning a few minutes later in the lift, he repeats the same act a few more times.
Being slightly tipsy Rusty Redhead walks up to the Bloke and says, how can you leap off the balcony then return without a scratch or mark on you?. The Bloke says, it's like this, the shot of Bundy Rum provides a Natural Buoyancy so when i'm falling and just as i'm about to strike the ground i land gently, you should give a go.
Rusty Redhead thinks about it for a minute or two, decides to give it a go. He walks up to the bar and asks the skinny blonde barmaid for a shot of Bundy Rum, he skulls it, runs full pelt for the balcony and leaps off, crashes head long into the ground splattering himself all over the landscape. Skinny blonde barmaid says to the Bloke, You're a real mongrel when you're drunk Superman!.
(c) 2010 Windsmoke.
4 comments:
Yeah, I had to read that twice - so it's either good or I'm getting stupid in my old age. I prefer the first explanation!
A heavy price to pay when you drink.
one of my fave jokes!
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G' Day DAVE KING, I prefer the first explanation to.
G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS, You got that right.
G' Day CLOUDIA, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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