Little Fur Coats.

Q: What is a Dog?.

1: Dogs lay around all day slouched on the most comfortable piece of furniture.

2: They can hear a container of food being opened half a click away, but don't hear ya when you're in the same room.

3: They can look dim-witted and loveable all at the same time without even trying.

4: When you want to frolic, they want to frolic.

5: When you want to be by yourself, they want to frolic.

6: They are world-class grovellers.

7: They do yucko things with their mouths, then try to snog ya.

Verdict: Dogs are tiny Blokes in Little Fur Coats.

Q: What is a Cat?.

1: Cats do what they want and seldom pay attention to ya.

2: They're totally uncalculable and crotchery.

3: They whinge big time when they are not on cloud nine.

4: When you want to frolic, they want to be by themselves.

5: When you want to be by yourself, they want to frolic.

6: They expect you to pander to their every whim.

7: They drive ya around the twist and cost ya an arm and an leg to keep.

Verdict: Cats are tiny Sheilas in Little Fur Coats.

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