Jim Jackaroo and Eddie Emu walk into a Outback Pub and they both sit down at the crowded bar and proceed to get plastered. After numerous pots of beer Eddie Emu passes out on the sticky wooden floor. Stunned Jim Jackaroo leaps up off his bar stool and heads straight for the door.
This action prompts the obese blonde barmaid to scream, Hey! cobber you can't leave that lyin' there.
Jim Jackaroo replies, that's not a lion, it's a Emu! then disappears through the squeaky front door, mounts his horse and rides off into the distance in a cloud of red dust.
(c) 2010 Windsmoke.
8 comments:
It's the cloud of red dust that makes it!
Very Australian and very fun!
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an aussie dumb blond story?
Didgeridoo you good at blowing it? I tried but didn't make much noise,
You want a real Oz story? My brother once lived in the hills in the Gold Coast. My parents from Borneo moved to Oz. My bro had a place which he hope to turn to a small farm. mum and dad always had a garden in Borneo, so mum got my Dad to dig the garden. Despite Bro telling them don't . the kangaroos will come an eat them.
But mum went ahead any way, she was happy when the sweet corn germinated. Everyday, she watered the little plants.
Once morning, my sis in law heard my mum @@##$%^ in Chinese, She thought my parrents were having a fight, and did n't want my Aussie sis in law to understand.
Mum was @#$%%^ at the kangaroos.
what a fun story. have a wonderful week.
G' Day DAVE KING, That was a last minute addition.
G' Day CLOUDIA & LIFE RAMBLINGS, That was my intention to make it fun and not to serious.
G' Day ANN, Haven't tried playing the Didgeridoo it would take a while to learn how to play. Gotta watch out for those hungry Kangaroos they'll eat anything.
Those gannets come from Oz. They come here in the summer, breed and then fly back to Oz. Even your birds like us. LOL
You like rugby? Today, they have a dry run on our newly renovated Eden Park. They want to test out how all the logistic goes for next year.
G' Day ANN, I don't follow Rugby never could work out how it's played. I prefer AFL/VFL Football The National Game. The Essendon Bombers is the team i follow and have done so since i was a young tacker.
I like this! I can certainly visualize the scene.
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