Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups Today I'm Featuring, A Banker, Heaven and A Piece of String.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: Why was noah considered the best Banker in the bible?.
A: Because when he was floating his stock, everyone else was in liquidation!.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?.
Sinbad.
Sinbad who?.
Sinbad and you'll never enter Heaven!.
Lucas strolls into his local family hardware store and asks, i'd like to buy A Piece Of String please.
Oliver the owner asks, how long would like it?.
Lucas replies, i want to keep it, not rent it!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
12 comments:
I laughed!
Great to be BACK!
Warm Aloha from Honolulu
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G' Day CLOUDIA: I'm glad you laughed as that is my intention and yes it's good to be back :-).
Q: Why was noah considered the best Banker in the bible?.
A: Because when he was floating his stock, everyone else was in liquidation!.
LOL!!!!
My grandmother said that all the time to all her grandchildren when we misbehaved.
Smiles. Thankyou.
G' Day BEACH BUM: Wise grandmother :-).
G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: Smiles back at ya :-).
Hahaha!! Where do you get all these? I'm not clever enough to make up jokes, or even remember them very well so admire those who can/do!!
I shall remember the first one for a long while!
Smiles!
thanks for the chuckle, i needed that.
G' Day RED NOMAD OZ: It's secret men's business :-).
G' Day DAVE KING: I think a lot of people who got burnt during the GFC will remember it for a long time to :-).
G' Day JANE HEALY: Smiles right back at ya my lovely :-).
G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: Any time you need a chuckle to brighten up your day you know where to come :-).
Hi Windsmoke,
Loved your jokes again, well done. LOL.
G' Day MAGS118: I'm glad you loved 'em, thank you :-).
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