Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups Today I'm Featuring, Eternity, Fishing and a Elephant.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: What's the definition of Eternity?.
A: The time between when you ejaculate and she leaves!.
Best cobbers Barry and Luke are fishing from a river bank when Barry turns around and says, I told my wife last night i was leaving her.
What did she say?, asks Luke.
She just looked at me with a big smile on her dial and said nothing, replied Barry.
Luke asks, Then what did she do?.
She just threw open the front door and screamed out to the neighbourhood that she was throwing a wild party, replied Barry.
Q: Why did the grape give out a little wine?.
A: Because an Elephant stood on it!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
11 comments:
Hi Windsmoke,
Loved the joke about the Hubby leaving, that was brilliant, actually had a good laugh for the morning. Thanks for that.
Q What is red and invisible?
A Bloody nothing.
Thanks a lot for the smiles, not a good start to the day but improving as I read.
Q: What's the definition of Eternity?.
A: The time between when you ejaculate and she leaves!.
LOL!!!
Oh boy, that brings up some bad memories.
G' Day MAGS118: Drop by any time you want a laugh :-).
G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: Hope you day improves with more and more smiles :-).
G' Day BEACH BUM: Don't we all have bad memories especially if we have something to be guilty about :-).
Must remember that first one!
The first one gets the gold medal.
G' Day JANE HEALY & DAVE KING: The first one is the most popular for various personal reasons whether good or bad :-).
Weird how more men like the first one and more women the second!!
Have a great day!
G' Day RED NOMAD OZ: Don't forget men and womens brains are wired differently :-).
lol...the first one cracked me up.
G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: Fantastic to hear it cracked you up it's the most popular one :-).
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