Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: Ugly, Call of Nature and Toenails.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Paula Patient says, Doctor, Doctor, i think i'm so ugly, what can i do about it?.
Doctor Derek replies, hire yourself out for halloween parties!.
Dennis the Dog is belting along a bush track when he decides to answer the Call Of Nature and pauses at the nearest gum tree, cocks his leg and props it against the tree, when out of the sky swoops Chloe the Cockatoo and touches down beside him and says, I've often wondered why you dogs prop your leg against the tree while doing your business.
Dennis replies, in case the tree falls!.
Wee drops of water.
Erode away a rock.
Wee bits of Toenail.
Fade away a sock.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
8 comments:
Hi Windsmoke,
Couldn't help but laugh about the patient and the doctor, loved it.
Loved the dog. Seems to me that dogs probably would think like that. Much, much more altruistic than your average cat.
...hire yourself out for halloween parties!.
You know I have often wondered how "ugly" actors feel when they are hired just because of theu "odd" looks. I guess they are happy for the work but still its slightly un-nerving.
G' Day MAGS118: I'm stoked you laughed :-).
G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: Absolutely :-).
G' Day BEACH BUM: How do ya define what's ugly and what's not :-).
Wow! All equally fantastic this time around!
G' Day DAVE KING: Thank you for saying so :-).
i enjoy your sense of humour. the call of nature makes me lol.
G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: Using Aussie slang is better than disgusting foul language :-).
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