Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: Horoscopes, Giving Birth and a Couple of Pets.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: What do women and Horoscopes have in common?.
A: They always tell ya what to do and they are usually wrong!!.
Q: What's meaner, bigger, uglier and more terrifying than an alien?.
A: Its mother Giving Birth!.
Ruby has A Couple of Pets.
A beaver and a bear.
Everyones seen her beaver.
But no-ones ever seen her bare!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
10 comments:
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What do women and Horoscopes have in common?.
A: They always tell ya what to do and they are usually wrong!!.
AMEN!
I was staining the backyard deck early Saturday morning per my wife's instructions and after running out of the stain hunting around and found a very small can. It was just enough to get the small section left done and do a little touch-up.
It looked exactly the same until it dried. Its late Sunday night now and I have not heard the end of it.
G' Day NEO: Absolutely :-).
G' Day BEACH BUM: I've come across the same problem with furniture stain and usually it blends in after a few days :-).
Hi Windsmoke,
Thank You for the laughs. :)
Second one. Definitely.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Decking mismatch? Put a chair over it.
G' Day MAGS118: Your Welcome :-).
G' Day DAVE KING: Most definitely :-).
G Day RIVER: Or a largish terra- cotta pot planted with herbs :-).
these are all wonderful. the second one is absolutely terrifying and true.
lol
thanks, pal!
Aloha from Waikiki;
Comfort Spiral
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G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: Absolutely, specially if you've seen all the Alien movies :-).
G' Day CLOUDIA: Ditto :-).
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