Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: A Pear, Envelopes and Fish.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: What can't half A Pear do, what a whole Pear can?.
A: Look Around!.
Q: How do ya know Burt Blonde has been forwarding e-mails?.
A: When theirs a clump of Envelopes wedged in the disk drive!.
Q: Who do fish borrow money from?.
A: A loan shark!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
12 comments:
Hi Windsmoke,
Good selection, had a bit of a laugh. Love the pear joke. :)
Thanks Windsmoke - it was the loan shark that had me smirking.
G' Day MAGS: Wasn't sure about the Pear one :-).
G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: A smirk is better than no smirk at all :-).
Love the loan shark!
My vote goes to the pear.
'Ave a good one :)
Lolz.. Better watch out one day Burt Blonde gonna trun around and say "just your wait Mr Windsmoke!" hahaha.
I go for the pear, too.
G' Day BEACH BUM: The loan shark would want a arm and a leg in interest :-).
G' Day FRUITCAKE & DAVE: Wasn't sure about the Pear one, now i've changed my mind :-).
G' Day BANANAZ: I won't be surprised if Burt Blonde extracts pay back later on :-).
lol, the loan shark cracks me up.
G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: Me too :-).
Speaking of blondes and computers:
One day a blonde was having trouble with her computer, so she calls tech support.
"Hello how can I help you?," the tech support woman says.
"Yes, I am having trouble getting my computer to do anything," the blonde says.
"What window do you have open?"
"Are you crazy! it's freezing cold outside!"
G' Day MAL: Blonde jokes are always good clean fun :-).
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