Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: Bulls, Hot Weather and a Rooster.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: How do Bulls drive their cars?.
A: They steer them!.
Q: Which breed of dog can't handle the Hot Weather?.
A: A faint bernard!.
Big Roger Rooster struts into the small hen house and squawks at Little Henrietta Hen, You haven't laid any eggs for a long time, so what gives?.
You don't come round much anymore that's what gives, so what did you expect an immaculate conception?, squawks Little Henrietta Hen hopping mad.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
12 comments:
Hi Windsmoke,
Love the bull joke, and the hen joke was hilarious. LOL
My hen lay so many eggs
I am a faint bernard. Thanks.
Little Henrietta Hen's reply is cool & eggcellent lolz.."many moons come, you no come, how come eggs come?"
G' Day MAGS: Wasn't sure about the hen joke but i'm glad you liked it :-).
G' Day BALI: Sounds like your rooster is on the job :-).
G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: I prefer the cooler weather too :-).
G' Day BANANAZ: Sounds like another rooster has been visiting in the hen house :-).
Ha,ha - I've just seen it: faint Bernard! The heat's got to me this morning!
...mmaculate conception?, squawks Little Henrietta Hen
LOL!!!!
That one really got me!
Thanks! My best regards from Romania!
G' Day DAVE: Heat does tend to frazzle the brain :-).
G' Day BEACH BUM: Wasn't sure about that one but i'm glad you liked it :-).
G' Day WIND: Thank you :-).
i enjoy your sense of humour. :)
poor Henrietta; what's a girl to do.
all she gets is complaints.
G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: I hope it brightens up your day :-).
G' Day FRIKO: It takes two to tango :-).
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