Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: Squirrels, Bloomers and Escape.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: How do ya stop Squirrels from playing soccer in the backyard?.
A: Hide the ball it'll drive 'em nuts!.
Q: What is an outdoor girl?.
A: One with the bloom of youth in her cheeks and the cheek of youth in her Bloomers!.
On Burt Blondes wedding day there were doubts about the wedding going ahead. In the church George Green the father of the bride asks Percy Priest.
Why have all the aisles been roped off?.
So the groom can't escape!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.
13 comments:
Squirrels in Australia, too. Those little buggers are ubiquitous. Hide all the balls.
Hi Windsmoke,
I love the last joke the best, that is really funny as I picture all that rope. LOL.
Australia has squirrels?
ah, the bloom of youth, and haow quickly it fades.
I wonder sometimes why there aren't as many jokes about runaway brides?
dear friends laugh together as we do!
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Bloomers!
Flashback to my bro on the shed roof laughing hysterically at something on the neighbour's clothesline. [Utterly youthless, of course]
I'm surprised they don't hide the balls with their nuts and forget where they are.
Haha! nice one Windsmoke, love the second joke..cheeky!!
G' Day JOANNE: Absolutely :-).
G' Day MAGS: I could just imagine ropes everywhere like vines growing in the jungle :-).
G' Day RIVER: Come to think about it i haven't heard many jokes about runaway brides either :-).
G' Day CLOUDIA: We certainly do :-).
G' Day FRUIT CAKE: Bloomers do look funny on the clothesline especially in a strong wind :-).
G' Day DAVE: That would be ideal :-).
G' Day PERTH: Yep, certainly is very cheeky indeed :-).
Love them all, but Bert Blondes wedding day really made me laugh :D
G' Day YGRAINE: I wouldn't be surprised if poor old Burt was hog tied as well :-).
Sorry I'm late!
Why have all the aisles been roped off?.
So the groom can't escape!.
LOL!!!!
Yeah, I can see some suspicious father of the bride doing just that.
G' Day BEACH: I wouldn't be surprised if this does really happen especially at a shotgun wedding :-).
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