Mary had a little lamb
she kept it in the closet
everytime she took it out
there was a tiny deposit!.
Sail a small boat
down the meandering river
fish in the teeming rain
cherish the green grass
worship the waters
that offer their purity.
Polly put the kettle on
it fitted her to a tea
then she mumbled to herself
how am i gunna pee!.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.
14 comments:
Thanks again. Aloha
The first and third are perfect for sending kids into gales of laughter.
Polly put the kettle on... lol
Mary seems more popular to Bananaz than Polly had forgotten the tune & lyrics haha. Love the 'twist' lol.
Polly, just pee and tilt to pour, then fill your pot with water, do the twist and tilt to pour out again.
Rub a dub dub, three men in a tub. Eeeuw how unhygenic.
Hehehe:D
I especially love the first one!
Hehehe again:D
Season's Greetings Windsmoke xxx
Good stuff!
Hi Windsmoke,
Good ones as usual, I loved the first one.
A very Merry Xmas to you and your family, and a Happy New Year as well. I hope you have a great time. :)
And did Polly sing 'I'm a little teapot ...' when she put the kettle on?? Thanx for the pre-Xmas laugh!!!
G' Day CLOUDIA: You're welcome.
G' Day ANDREW; Absolutely.
G' Day FRUIT CAKE & BEACH BUM: Thanks.
G' Day BANANAZ: There's more Mary to come.
G' Day RIVER: "Tilt to pour" i thought the same thing.
G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: Yep, it would pong a bit.
G' Day YGRAINE: Seasons Greeting right back at ya.
G' Day MAGS: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and your family.
G' Day RED: Sure did sing.
thanks for all the laughs this year--merry Christmas :)
oh dear!!
Merry Christmas blogging friend.
G' Day LYNN & ANNMARIE: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and your family.
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