Welcome to Random Humour For Grown ups. Today I'm Featuring: Idiots, Ginormous and Legless.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: Why do men act like Idiots?.
A: Who says they're acting!.
Q: Which breed of bird delivers Ginormous babies?.
A: Frankenstork!.
While on my morning walk the other day i came upon our local bottle shop. Stuck to the window was a advertising poster for Victoria Bitter Beer and Carlton Draught Beer which reads:
Take away
6 pack $12.50
Slab $41.00
(Full members only)?.
The last bracketed line reads like you have to be Legless to make a purchase. What do ya reckon?.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.
18 comments:
Ha Ha! Frankenstork...giggle
Being full seems to have disappeared as an expression. Full as a boot. Full of the grog. Full as. But 'full of it' means something entirely different.
I love the first. A question I have (occasionally of course) wondered myself.
acting!
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Q: Why do men act like Idiots?.
A: Who says they're acting!.
[They have ID-10-T syndrome ]
I thing the men in number one wrote the poster.
Q: Why do men act like Idiots?.
A: Who says they're acting!.
LOL!!! Yeah, that's me.
It all depends on your definition of 'idiot', doesn't it?!?! And I'm sure the grog-cops will be onto that sign in a flash!!!
Hehe has to be Idiots!!
No offence, Windsmoke :D
I dunno I think drinking should be a fully-limbed activity.
Ha ha... who says they're acting? That could be a useful answer to any comment about anyone... I'm filing that one away for a work out!
hahaha love the men joke!!!
I have a friend who would definitely agree with the first joke Windsmoke..Wonder how long it'll be before someone points out the implications of the 'full' sign haha!
G' Day RIVER: I hope it was a ginormous giggle.
G' Day ANDREW: I've heard those expressions before. Have you ever heard Full as a Gook! before its a new one on me.
G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: Being a male i've asked myself the same question many times after witnessing stupid behaviour.
G' Day CLOUDIA: Probably.
G' Day BANANAZ & BEACH BUM: Fair enough.
G' Day JOANNE: You could very well be right.
G' Day RED: Yep, you can define an idiot in many ways. The sign has been up for a while and nobody has noticed it.
G' Day YGRAINE: None taken.
G' Day ICY: Absolutely.
G' Day FRUIT CAKE: I'd be interested to know how it works out.
G' Day ANNMARIE: That is the most popular one this time round.
G' Day GRACE: Your friend must've had some bad experiences. The sign has been up for a while so i think its slipped the net.
ohh i love all the comments in here!!Big kiss from Norway:))))
G' Day ANITA: Thanks for saying so.
Isn't it full as a goog? As in googie egg?
G' Day ANDREW: I'm not really sure but you maybe right.
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