Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Speed Limit, Windows, Gusts, A Hiccup, A Tailor and Holiday.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What is the Speed Limit of nookie?.
A: Sixty eight, because at sixty nine you have to turn around!.

Betty Blonde texts Burt Blonde on a cold winters morning which reads: windows frozen solid.
Burt texts back: splash some luke warm water over 'em.
Betty texts back: computer entirely stuffed!.

Q: How easy is it for wind Gusts to chat to each other?.
A: Its a breeze!.

Q: What colour is A Hiccup?.
A: Burple!.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my chicken soup, complains Dean Diner.
Force of habit i'm afraid our new chef used to be A Tailor, replies Wilbur Waiter.

Returning from a four week Holiday down by the Contention Seaside is Saffron Secretary who is recounting to anyone who will lend an ear to her about the fun time she had.

On the following Friday around knock off time Saffron waltzs into Sam Supervisors office and asks, I need another two weeks Holiday so i can tie the knot.
Ya just had four weeks Holiday, why didn't ya tie the knot then, replies Sam.
No way, that would have spoilt my Holiday.

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