Fair Dinkum Haiku 0105: Nestles.

Morning mist Nestles.
On arcane river surface.
Apparition shrieks.

(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Whiskey, Passengers and Hiccup.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What happened when the ghost ordered a Whiskey?.
A: We don't serve spirits here, said the barman!.

Did ya know all the buses, trains and trams are stopping today, says Burt Blonde.
Don't tell me they're on strike again?, replies Rusty Redhead.
No, they're stopping to let Passengers on and off!.

What seems to be the problem?, asks Doctor Derek.
i Hiccup, i Hiccup, i Hiccup, I Hiccup, Hiccup, Hiccup, Hiccup, replies a very frustrated Paul Patient.
I can't help you if you won't tell me your problem.
Hiccup, Hiccup, Hiccup, Hiccup, Hiccup, Hiccup!.
Nurse Nadia please send in the next patient then escort this patient out since he won't tell me what his problem is, says Doctor Derek.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

Never To Grow Old.

Shadowy figures
rise up from the depths
one month at a time
they run riot
throughout the town.
Assail the pubs.
Guzzle the grog.
Wander the streets
like rabid dogs.

I was only a slip
of a teenage girl
when he dragged me
by the scruff
of the neck
through the scrub
onto the river bank
under the rivers bridge
where he did with me
what he pleased.

Nine months went by
i stood on the rivers edge
under the rivers bridge.
I brought forth my baby
into this wicked world.
My baby then slipped
into the rivers abysm
Never To Grow Old.

I stumble back home
mumbling to myself
along the way
what a demon i've become
i can't undo what i've done.
I return to the rivers edge
under the rivers bridge
where i stand alone
in my despair
i join my baby
in the rivers abysm
Never To Grow Old.

(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

Fair Dinkum Haiku 0104: Brewing.

Thunderstorms Brewing.
Raven clouds on the vista.
Lightning scintillates.

(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Sleep, Come In and The Calendar.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: If an accountants wife can't Sleep what does she say?.
A: Please tell me about your work!.

Doctor, doctor you have to help me out, asks Peter Patient.
Ok, which way did you Come In?, replies Doctor Derek.

How do ya know when its time to marry someone?, asks Larry Lavender.
You'll wake up one morning look at The Calendar and say to yourself this is the day, replies Burt Blonde.
What do i do then?.
Burn your calender!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

Very Crook.

Mandy had a little lamb.
A tiny bit of pork.
A slender slice of ham
with just a dash
of H.P. sauce.
A wee chook egg.
Rashers of bacon.
Organic grilled tomatoes.
Salad onion rings.
A pinch of pickles all
on sparse burnt toast.

And for dessert.

Mandy had wedges of apple.
Mellow banana rings.
Navel orange segments.
An ice-cream sundae
smothered in strawberry
topping and crushed nuts.
Sprinkled with sherbet fizz
you can just imagine
how very crook our
poor Mandy is.

(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

Fair Dinkum Haiku 0103: Lava.

Volcano erupts.
Hurling molten hot Lava.
High into the sky.

(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: A Bridge, Loathe and Growing Old.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Doctor, doctor i think i'm A Bridge, says Paula Patient.
What's come over you?, asks Doctor Derek.
Oh!, two cars, a semi-trailer and a bus!.

I've been invited to an avoidance, says Burt Blonde.
Avoidance?, what's that. asks Rusty Redhead.
Its a dance for people who Loathe each other!.

Q: What are the signs of Growing Old?.
A: In the beginning its tri weekly.
    20 years later its try weekly.
    After 65 its try weakly!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.