Welcome To Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring, Fleas, A Snowstorm And A Monkey.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Dan Dingo asks, How did you find those Fleas?.
Wally Wombat replies, I didn't they found me!.
Q: Why is a man like a Snowstorm?.
A: You never know when he's coming, How many inches you'll get or how long it will last!.
Q: What kind of business does king kong dabble in?.
A: Monkey business!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
8 comments:
Off to work in a moment so I needed a bit of cheer before going out into the dark!
Thanks Wind!
Dan Dingo asks, How did you find those Fleas?.
Wally Wombat replies, I didn't they found me!.
My wife, in her infinite wisdom and without my knowledge, one time transported her dog to the vet in my car. About a week or so later fleas about forced me to abandon the the thing. When I made an offhand statement about the fleas that is when she admited about taking her dog in my car.
When I asked why she did not use her car she looked at me straight face and said "Well I didn't want the fleas in my car."
Now killing the bugs was easy, a can of flea spray and they were all gone but for weeks afterward I had to deal with the chemical smell, which was almost as bad as the bugs.
The snowstorm! Brilliant!
Here's one for you.
Waiter: how did you find your steak sir?
Patron: Quite by accident. I moved a few peas and there it was.
Haha! Love that snowstorm one!! Have a great day!!
G' Day SYMDADDY, Good to hear that you went to work in a good mood and not grumpy one :-).
G' Day Beach Bum, Nasty little critters especially if you're allergic to their bite :-).
G; Day DAVE KING & RED NOMAD OZ, Thought the both of you would like it :-).
G' Day RIVER, Must've been a small steak at a big price. Fantastic joke. I've a few of these jokes in the pipeline :-).
Hi Windsmoke,
Well done, had a bit of a laugh, loved the snowstorm joke.
G' Day MAGX2, I'm glad you got a laugh out of the snow storm joke, i think it's the best one to :-).
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