Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: A Knocker, Sniffs and A Knock, Knock.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: Why did the scientist install A Knocker on her door?.
A: So she could win the no-bell prize!.
Q: What is a bud hound?.
A: A breed of dog that Sniffs out new flowers!.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?.
Aardvark.
Aardvark who?.
Aardvark a million miles for you!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.
17 comments:
Good groan.
groan until it hurts.
oh dear..I am with the others.. groan..a fun groan!!!
A smile to start the day, thanks.
Most def. The first one! Big ha, ha!
It is necessary to get down on one knee, open your eyes very wide and spread your arms out wide, fingers extended (Al Jolson style) before saying, "Aardvark a million miles for you!" Cheers.
Good stuff!
G' Day JOANNE & FRIKO: Absolutely :-).
G' Day MOMTO8: I'm glad you thought they were a fun moan :-).
G' Day RIVER: I'm chuffed your day started with a smile :-).
G' Day DAVE: I reckon the first one is the best one this time round :-).
G' Day MAL: Yep!!.
G' Day BEACH: Thanks for saying so its much appreciated :-).
I am with you and Dave King. The first one has my vote this time. Thanks.
I came to read these agin...my husband LOVES these jokes..I want to tell him the No-bell one.
Ha ha!! You can't go wrong with a knock knock joke Windsmoke!
Found it difficult to choose between these. All three were so funny :)
G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: Its definitely a classic :-).
G' Day MOMTO8: That's good to know :-).
G' Day GRACE: Absolutely :-).
G' Day YGRAINE: I'm glad you liked all three :-).
I'm with malcfifty - let us have the link for the YouTube clip when you put it out there...
G' Day FRUIT: YouTube clip???, didn't know i was making one :-).
the first one is clearly a winner.
G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: Absolutely :-).
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