A Bonza Jest: Mouth Wide Open.

In a panic, Paula Patient jumps into her car, barrels down the highway to the Contention Clinic in the hope of consulting Doctor Derek without an appointment. Paula parks her car, storms through the front sliding doors, up to the reception desk where Nurse Nadia is perched on her chair sorting through a stack of paper work and asks, how can i help you?.

I would like to speak with Doctor Derek right away, replies Paula.
Nurse Nadia decamps from her chair, ambles down a short hallway, lightly taps on the consulting room door which is flung open by Doctor Derek who asks, what seems to be the problem nurse?.

Paula Patient has just turned up in a panic wishing to speak with you right away, you have no other patients for at least another hour or so.
If that is the case show her in.

Nurse Nadia ambles back to the reception desk and escorts Paula to the consulting room where she plonks herself on a cold hard plastic chair in front of Doctor Derek who asks, what are you panicking about?.

My husband Peter Patient sleeps with his Mouth Wide Open and he swallowed a tiny white mouse, what can i do?.
That's easy, do you fish?.
Yes, but what has fishing got to do with it?.

All ya gotta do is tie a tiny piece of tasty cheese to a length of fishing line, lower it into Peter Patients mouth, as soon as the tiny white mouse chomps down on it reel the fella out.

I'll do that after i've bought a can of sardines from the Contention Supermarket.
What on earth do you want a can of sardines for?.
Didn't i tell ya, i've gotta get fluffy the cat out first!.

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