Every now and then in our life we've all been Perched On The Dunny Pondering. For that reason here are a handfull of odds and ends to ponder over.
Can a dumb person be a smarty pants?.
Are you going the wrong way, if everything is coming your way?.
How can ya draw a blank?.
If i have an open mind, will my brain tumble out?.
What was the best thing before sliced bread?.
When you decamp from the dunny with your replies please don't forget to flush and was ya hands :-).
Until next time jolly pondering.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.
15 comments:
Hi Windsmoke,
I love the one about the brain, that is excellent. :)
I can't remember the best thing before sliced bread. It may have been pockets. No, wait, it was balled string. There. That's it.
Before sliced bread there were do-it-yer-selfers. They were home delivered, or you could go to a shop and by yesterday's bread much cheaper, which was easier to slice.
Can a dumb person be a smarty pants?.
The short answer to that question is yes. We have millions of them here in the United States.
Best thing before sliced bread was either 2 cans on a piece of string or carrier pigeon.
Can't really remember....
I had an open mind once and my brain did tumble out and now I can't find it anywhere.
It'll be fun to know how they originated... Maybe I need to research them...
Definitely if you're going around a round-a-bout the wrong way, this has actually happened to me, it's not fun when everything's 'coming your way'!!
A dumb person CAN be a smarty pants because that's where their brains fell when they opened their mind!
G' Day MAGS: Its mind boggling :-).
G' Day JOANNE: Balled string will certainly keep a pussy cat occupied for a while :-).
G' Day FRUIT: I still remember the days when milk and bread were home delivered :-).
G' Day BEACH: And no doubt in other countries to :-).
G' Day JAYNE: Me either :-).
G' Day RIVER: Maybe those pesky dust bunnies have run away with it :-).
G' Day TERRA: Sounds like a Bonza idea :-).
G' Day GRACE: My, my that's embarrassing :-).
G' Day KATH: Some people think with what's in their pants and it ain't their brains :-).
haha you crack me up :)
G' Day LYNN: I'm chuffed you enjoyed 'em :-).
The brain tumbling out one had me laughing out loud!
Love then all though :)
G' Day YGRAINE: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it :-).
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