Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: A Swarm, A Nun and Religious.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: What is the most terrifying thing A Swarm of accountants can do?.
A: Gang audit someone!.
Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white?.
A: A Nun rolling down a hill!.
Q: How do ya get a Religious movement?.
A: By drinking holy water and castor oil!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.
17 comments:
Accounts, they only thing that comes close to being as slimy as an attorney.
Hi Windsmoke,
I loved the last joke with the castor oil, that is just priceless. LOL
As a child I was often threatened with a dose of castor oil for bad behaviour. Ironically enough, I'm more "relieved" now I don't have to swallow that muck than I ever was after a dose of the real thing.
Maybe with a little dash of holy water it would have made me a much more saintly type. Oh well, life is full of wasted opportunities.
Love it [the joke not the oil].
I liked the nun rolling down the hill joke.
thank you for the larf!
Enjoy your week!
Aloha from Honolulu
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oh my gosh...these are on target for me....12 yrs of Catholic school..I get this humor!!!!
Lordy, castor oil was what was used to get my second baby moving for birth, I'll pass on the daily dose though, thanks :P
Haha, I can't shut out the image of a nun rolling down a hill, a swirl of black and white. Happy days.
The last one. Oh, yes!
I have a bottle of castor oil in my cabinet right now. I heard it was good for softening the callouses on the feet, but I keep forgetting to try it. I never had to take any as a kid, my mum was a fan of Laxettes, we each got one every Saturday night, just in case it was needed.
G' Day BEACH: Yep, not much difference between 'em :-).
G' Day MAGS: I couldn't imagine what it would taste like :-).
G' Day FRUIT: You certainly did miss the perfect opportunity to become saintly. Saint Fruit Cake has a certain ring to it :-).
G' Day ANDREW & ICY: That one really cracked me up big time when i first came across it :-).
G' Day CLOUDIA: I'm glad you larfed! :-).
G' Day ANNMARIE: That's good to you know :-).
G' Day JAYNE: I've never heard of castor oil being used to aid child birth before :-).
G' Day DAVE: The last one is the winner by a country mile :-).
G' Day RIVER: From what i hear castor oil tastes really disgusting so Laxettes would be a better option i'd say :-).
So castor oil with a splash of holy water, that's the solution to keeping a smile on your dial huh!! Excellent collection Windsmoke!
G' Day GRACE: Don't know if that's the solution from what i've heard i guess some people will like it though :-).
love the nun joke.:)
G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: Its definitely a classic :-).
So difficult to choose, but the Nun just about wins :D
G' Day YGRAINE: The nun one is the winner for sure :-).
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