Fair Dinkum Haiku 0107: Realm.

Oppressive salt air.
Cobalt aqua to the Realm.
Hypnotic waves purl.

(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: The Constitution, Drooling and Night After Night.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Did ya know ghosts are protected by the Constitution?, asks Betty Blonde.
I didn't know that, replies Ruby Redhead.
Yep, its called the bill of frights!.

Q: If an accountant is Drooling out of both sides of her mouth what does it mean?.
A: It means her desk is level!.

Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me, says Paul Patient.
Ok, what seems to be the problem?, asks Doctor Derek.
I keep having the same weird dream Night After Night.
Tell me about your weird dream?.
There's a door with a sign on it, so i push with all my might and it won't open.
What does the sign on the door say?.
Pull.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

A Celestial Body.

Gawking through binoculars
at a stellar glow
in the night sky.
It whirls like
A Celestial Body
revolving in orbit
in the vast milky way
illuminating the night sky.

Perched on the grassy
banks of the Contention
River, i see beyond
the ferigate a 
stellar glow of 
A Celestial Body
flittering real slow
athwart the night sky.

Upright on a warehouses
corrugated rusty
iron roof
once again i spot that 
stellar glow in 
the night sky.
I climb down via an old
rusty steel step ladder
drop to a cold, dank
laneway floor
between two warehouse
brick walls where
ghoulish shadows rule.

My coursing footsteps
echo off the dank
slimy brick walls.
I turn the corner
into another laneway
only to discover my
stellar glow is not
A Celestial Body
at all, but a whirligig
fixed upon a dirty,
smelly old white
garbage truck!.

(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

Fair Dinkum Haiku 0106: Mirror.

I'll be watching you.
Like a ghost in the Mirror.
I'll be haunting you.

(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Bow Wow, Echo, and Entire Week.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Teresa Teacher asks Prunella Pupil, What is the outside of a tree called?.
I don't have any idea, replies Prunella.
Bark Prunella, bark Prunella!.
Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow!.

Open wide, wider, good grief!, you have the largest cavity i've ever come across in my life, you have the largest cavity i've ever come across in my life, says Declan Dentist.

Crikey!, doc i'm scared out of my wits as it is without you saying it twice.
I didn't say it twice that was the Echo!.

Strolling through the crowded Contention City Shopping Complex are Betty Blonde and Ruby Redhead who says, lets challenge ourselves not to spend any money for the Entire Week.
Ok, i'm up for the challenge, then we can meet in a couple of days time for lunch and compare notes, replies Betty Blonde.

Ruby Redhead couldn't believe what she just heard and stares furiously at Betty Blonde.
I thought we could have a pizza and a cuppuccino that's all realising her mistake.
I know we'll become hermits for the Entire Week, lock ourselves in our wardrobes sending the occasional text.
That could work!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

Funky Anagrams.

What is an Anagram?. Its a word or phrase which the letters are rearranged to form another word or phrase.

Rearrange TAIPEI, TAIWAN and you get: I AWAIT ANT PIE!.

Rearrange CHRISTMAS and you get: TRIMS CASH!.

Rearrange SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER and you get: DIRTY AFTER SHAVE GUN!.

Rearrange TONY BLAIR PM and you get: I'M TORY PLAN B!.

Rearrange BARBIE DOLL and you get: LIBERAL BOD!.

Rearrange RONALD WILSON REAGAN and you get: INSANE ANGLO WARLORD!.

(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

Fair Dinkum Haiku 0105: Nestles.

Morning mist Nestles.
On arcane river surface.
Apparition shrieks.

(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Whiskey, Passengers and Hiccup.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What happened when the ghost ordered a Whiskey?.
A: We don't serve spirits here, said the barman!.

Did ya know all the buses, trains and trams are stopping today, says Burt Blonde.
Don't tell me they're on strike again?, replies Rusty Redhead.
No, they're stopping to let Passengers on and off!.

What seems to be the problem?, asks Doctor Derek.
i Hiccup, i Hiccup, i Hiccup, I Hiccup, Hiccup, Hiccup, Hiccup, replies a very frustrated Paul Patient.
I can't help you if you won't tell me your problem.
Hiccup, Hiccup, Hiccup, Hiccup, Hiccup, Hiccup!.
Nurse Nadia please send in the next patient then escort this patient out since he won't tell me what his problem is, says Doctor Derek.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.