Thursday, June 24, 2010

Tiny Tale: Strangers.

Riding down the main st of the almost deserted town in the middle of god knows where, two strangers Gavin and Colin pulled up out front of the Barbers shop, dismounted and tied there thirsty and tired horses to the hitching rail at the same time taking a gander up and down the dusty main st to get an idea of the quickest escape route out of town. Gavin entered the Barbers shop but when he pushed open the front door it set off a bell fixed alongside that alerts the Barber a customer has arrived. With Colin bringing up the rear Gavin drew his revolver and jammed it into the obese belly of the Barber while Colin tied his hands behind his back and covered his mouth with a dirty old piece of rag then dumped him out the back in a locked store room.

While locking him up the door bell chimed alerting Gavin and Colin that a customer had turned up for a dad and dave. Sprinting to the front of the shop Gavin grabbed the cut throat razor out of it's glass container and pressed it against the customers throat demanding cash and valuables but he refused so Gavin slid the cut throat razor across the frightened customers throat from ear to ear. Falling to the floor blood oozing from the fatal wound Gavin and Colin searched through his pockets only finding a small amount of change then dumped him out the back with the Barber.

As before the door bell chimed again so Gavin and Colin ran back to the front of the shop and were surpried to see a customer already sitting in the chair ready for a dad and dave. Colin went outside and sat down on the wooden seat with his back to the large dust covered window.

Unbeknown to Gavin and Colin the customer sitting in the chair is the towns Sheriff with his revolver drawn underneath the protective sheet covering him. Gavin again grabbed the cut throat razor and pressed against the Sheriffs throat demanding he hand over cash and valuables but instead was plugged in the shoulder then the Sheriff swivelled around in the chair and plugged Colin in the shoulder through the dust covered window.

After the gunsmoke had cleared and being built like a brick outhouse the Sheriff easliy lifted Gavin and Colin onto his shoulders, strolled across to the jailhouse and locked 'em behind bars ending there reign of terror once and for all. (c) 2010 Windsmoke.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Dope Attack.

A drug dealer answered a knock at the front door of his unit and was attacked by two masked men. After a few minutes he recovered and rang the police to report a violent home invasion. When police arrived to investigate they found $10,000 worth of illegal drugs stashed in the unit. You'd have to be sampling your own product to do something so stupid to ring the police and not get rid of the evidence.

Making matters worse the police found $9,000 in cash, 10 kgs of cannabis, 100 esctasy tablets and a money counting machine. This violent home invasion was set up by someone who's been ripped off like a customer or supplier. He should have though it through before calling the police. It's his own stupid fault he got caught and ended up in jail, what a dopey scumbag. (c) 2010 Windsmoke.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Tiny Tale: Rubies.

Sitting on the park bench across the road from the jewellerys shop that Miles was staking out on this cloudless bright sunny day. With a pair of binoculars raised to his eyes spying directly through the display window which didn't have security glass or any other security devices, only plain ordinary glass. Behind the glass are five blood red rubies, four the size of small marbles and the largest one the size of a chickens egg collectively they'd be worth $100.000 give or take a few hundred dollars.

Shoppers were few and far between on the ground today, so Miles placed the pair of binoculars in his backpack, took out a club hammer strolled across the road dodging traffic, mounted the footpath stopped in front of the window, smashed it to pieces, scooped up the five blood red rubies dropped them into a small side pocket of his backpack. At break neck speed Miles took off down the footpath heading for his apartment.

Finding his front door keys Miles opened the door then headed straight for the kitchen where on top of the bench lay a large bag containing tennis rackets sitting by it's lonesome was a fake tennis racket made of plastic much bigger than the other ones because the fake tennis racket has a hollow handle so the five blood red rubies would fit snuggly inside. Stuffing the five blood red rubies inside the handle sealing up the opening with a bung then threw it inside the bag mixing it up with the other tennis rackets, zipped it up then stashed the bag inside the main bedrooms built-in-wardrobe throwing other bags on top until a suitable buyer could be found. (c) 2010 Windsmoke.

Thursday, June 03, 2010

To Shave Or Not To Shave That Is The Question?.

Dozens of clean shaven men in their twenties mostly students were arrested and jailed for shaving off their beards in violation of a decree made by the local terrorist group leader ordering and demanding all men grow beards.
Sounds to me the decree was drawn up by a group immature school yard bully boys who made it up on the run to suit their hidden agenda at the expense of other people regardless of whether they like it or not or have any adverse medical reaction.

As punishment for shaving off their beards the students were jailed for three days for violating this unfair and stupid decree made by the local terrorist group leader, who's also pledged allegiance to the world's most wanted and well known terrorist leader by imposing this strict unfair and stupid decree.
Pledging allegiance to the world's most wanted and well known terrorist leader is crazy. For hundreds of years the beard whether real or fake has been used as a disguise by unstable people wanting to carry out not so nice activities around the world, it's not only untidy if not looked after, but one thing it's good for is straining soup. (c) 2010 Windsmoke.