Thursday, August 26, 2010

Alive And Well.

On the lonely dirt back road in the middle of the night a car lost control slamming head on into a stout gum tree bursting into flames lighting up the country skyline. The driver was identified as Adam the deceased driver and owner of the burnt out car because his wallet was thrown clear on impact.
Hooning around in the middle of the night drunk as a skunk doesn't help either you wombat.

At his funeral family and friends were stunned when Adam turned up alive and well at his own funeral. As it turns out Adam went on a drinking binge and ended up in hospital after being knocked out cold in a drunken brawl in the pub car park.

Adam suffered slight memory loss because he couldn't remember who he was because his wallet and car key's were stolen during the drunken brawl. He's just another violent drunken lout that can't handle the grog like so many young dropkicks that think they are bullet proof. (c) 2010 Windsmoke.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups Today I'm Featuring: Rejection, Silly Neighbours, A Bat and a Number of Trunks.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What's the ultimate rejection?.
A: When your hand falls asleep during a wank!.

: Living in semi-rural bushland we recently had our new neighbours call the local shire council requesting that they relocate the Kangaroo crossing sign near our place.
: Reason for the request was that to many Kangaroos were being cleaned up by cars and the new neighbours didn't want them crossing there anymore!.????.

Q: Why does the Vampire have a bat flap?.
A: So he can enter his house!.

Q: Why were the Elephants last to leave Noahs Ark?.
A: Because they had to pack their Trunks!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing. (c) 2010 Windsmoke.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Natural Justice For His Victims.

On a quiet Sunday Night 23 years ago in Hoddle St, Melbourne, Australia Julian Knight went on a murder spree killing 7 innocent people and injuring 19 others as they went about their private business. So much time has past now that time itself cannot heal the pain and suffering that was caused to the families and friends of the victims.

Given 7 life sentences with a minmum of 27 years because he showed no remorse what so ever for his dreadful crimes he must remain behind bars for the term of his natural life to contemplate his dreadful crimes without any chance of parole to rejoin Australian society ever again as a free man.

He must be locked away behind bars and the key to his cell door thrown away and be totally ignored as this is the only natural justice left for his victims, families and friends even though he can apply for parole in 4 years time. That's why he's going to court to obtain court papers to try and find a loophole that would set him free on parole in 4 years time. (c) 2010 Windsmoke.

Thursday, August 05, 2010

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups Today I'm Featuring: A Undertaker, A Blonde, A Footballer and every little girls favourite doll Barbie.

So wrap your laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: Did you hear about the Undertaker who buried a body in the wrong grave?.
A: He was terminated for his grave mistake!.

Q: What was Betty Blonde doing up the tree?.
A: She was raking up the leaves!.

Q: Why was the Footballer nicknamed the judge?.
A: Because he spends most of the game on the bench!.

: There's a new Barbie doll on the market she's called "Rasta Barbie" she comes with a tie-dyed t-shirt, dreadlocks, a CD of reggae music, a bag of green stuff.
Roll your own papers sold seperately!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing. (c) 2010 Windsmoke.