Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Bananas, $2 and Pants.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: Why are Bananas never lonely?.
A: Because they hang around in bunches!.
Waiter, waiter there's a dead fly in my tomato soup!, says Deanna Diner.
What do ya expect for $2, a live one!, replies Wilbur Waiter.
Newlyweds Owen and Olivia Onion are in their honeymoon suite in the up market Contention Hotel when Owen decides to lay down the law right from the very start of their marriage.
Standing in front of Olivia, Owen removes his trousers and chucks 'em at her and says, put those on.
I can't wear your trousers, replies Olivia.
And don't ya ever forget it because i'm the only one who will wear the pants in this family.
Furious Olivia removes her knickers and chucks 'em at Owen with the same force and says, try those on.
I can't get into you knickers.
And ya never will until ya change that chauvinistic attitude!.
(c) 2013 Windsmoke.