At morning assembly the strict Headmaster of the boarding school gave a speech to all the new students on their first day on some of the school rules.
One of those rules are says the strict Headmaster is that the female dormitory will be off limits to all males students and the male dormitory will be off limits to all female students. Any student caught breaching this rule will be fined $50.00 for the first offence, $100.00 for the second offence and $150.00 for the third offence.
On finishing his speech the strict Headmaster asks, Are there any questions?.
A student at the rear of the assembly asks, How much for a Season Pass!.
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