On the lonely dirt back road in the middle of the night a car lost control slamming head on into a stout gum tree bursting into flames lighting up the country skyline. The driver was identified as Adam the deceased driver and owner of the burnt out car because his wallet was thrown clear on impact.
Hooning around in the middle of the night drunk as a skunk doesn't help either you wombat.
At his funeral family and friends were stunned when Adam turned up alive and well at his own funeral. As it turns out Adam went on a drinking binge and ended up in hospital after being knocked out cold in a drunken brawl in the pub car park.
Adam suffered slight memory loss because he couldn't remember who he was because his wallet and car key's were stolen during the drunken brawl. He's just another violent drunken lout that can't handle the grog like so many young dropkicks that think they are bullet proof. (c) 2010 Windsmoke.