Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups Today I'm Featuring: Rejection, Silly Neighbours, A Bat and a Number of Trunks.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: What's the ultimate rejection?.
A: When your hand falls asleep during a wank!.
: Living in semi-rural bushland we recently had our new neighbours call the local shire council requesting that they relocate the Kangaroo crossing sign near our place.
: Reason for the request was that to many Kangaroos were being cleaned up by cars and the new neighbours didn't want them crossing there anymore!.????.
Q: Why does the Vampire have a bat flap?.
A: So he can enter his house!.
Q: Why were the Elephants last to leave Noahs Ark?.
A: Because they had to pack their Trunks!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing. (c) 2010 Windsmoke.