Welcome To Ramdom Humour For Grown Ups Today I'm Featuring: Farmer John, A Cute Orangutan, Some DNA And A Well Known Design.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: Why did Farmer John buy 2 hectares of land at the South Pole?.
A: Because he though it would be a perfect place to grow frozen vegetables!.
: Chris Customer walks into a dingy bar and orders a pot of beer, takes one swig and sets it down on the bar suddenly from out of nowhere a Cute Orangutan turns up and steals his pot of beer.
He turns to Bart the Barman and asks, Who owns the Cute Orangutan?, Bart the Barman replies, Peter the Piano Player in the corner.
Chris Customer strolls over to Peter the Piano player and asks, do you know " your Cute Orangutan stole my pot of beer"?.
Peter the Piano replies, No, but if you hum a few bars i'll play it for you!.
Q: How does the male morning after pill work?.
A: It changes their DNA!.
Q: What did the Ark-Itect design?.
A: Noah's Ark!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing. (c) 2010 Windsmoke.