Thursday, September 02, 2010

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome To Ramdom Humour For Grown Ups Today I'm Featuring: Farmer John, A Cute Orangutan, Some DNA And A Well Known Design.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: Why did Farmer John buy 2 hectares of land at the South Pole?.
A: Because he though it would be a perfect place to grow frozen vegetables!.

: Chris Customer walks into a dingy bar and orders a pot of beer, takes one swig and sets it down on the bar suddenly from out of nowhere a Cute Orangutan turns up and steals his pot of beer.
He turns to Bart the Barman and asks, Who owns the Cute Orangutan?, Bart the Barman replies, Peter the Piano Player in the corner.
Chris Customer strolls over to Peter the Piano player and asks, do you know " your Cute Orangutan stole my pot of beer"?.
Peter the Piano replies, No, but if you hum a few bars i'll play it for you!.

Q: How does the male morning after pill work?.
A: It changes their DNA!.

Q: What did the Ark-Itect design?.
A: Noah's Ark!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing. (c) 2010 Windsmoke.


Dave King said...

I shall try those on my grandsons - thanks!

Windsmoke. said...

Are you going to try all of them or just some them?.

Cloudia said...

Aloha from Waikiki

Comfort Spiral

Windsmoke. said...

Welcome Cloudia to my humble blog and i look forward to hearing from you in the future.

Bee Jay said...

thanks for your comments on my blog. I was so sad for you to hear your mum passed away so recently. I guess it's life but when it happens it's still not easy to comprehend. Thinking of you during this tender time of grieving.

Windsmoke. said...

Welcome Bee Jay to my humble blog and i look forward to hearing from you in the future.