Monday, October 18, 2010

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome To Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: A Yummy Sandwich, A Fridge And An Old Wooden Canoe.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What does a Mouse Sandwich look like?.
A: White on the outside, grey and furry on the inside!.

Q: What's the difference between a single man arriving home and a married man arriving home?.
A: When the single man arrives home he looks in the fridge finds nothing, then goes to bed!.
When the married man arrives home he looks at what's lying in the bed, goes to the fridge and grabs a six pack of beer!.

Two Indigenous people are sitting in a old wooden canoe in the middle of a lake fishing, when suddenly the wind picks up and they start to feel a bit chilly.
So they decide to light a fire in the old wooden canoe, not surprisingly it sinks straight to the bottom of the lake, proving once again, you can't have your old wooden canoe and "heat it to!".

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2010 Windsmoke.


Dave King said...

I vote for the last one - but only because I'm nuts on canoes.

Life Ramblings said...

reading this post makes me smile. :)
have a wonderful week.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day DAVE KING, So you like a bit of a paddle now and then i'm guessing.

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS, Smiling is good for you and costs nothing. I'm glad you enjoyed the post.

Bee Jay said...

thanks for your comments about the Magpies and Butcher birds. They are similar in the way they swoop however I've never had a Maggie come close to me like that. Blessings!