Welcome To Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: A Supermarket, Whiskey And The Pearly Gates Of Heaven.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Betty Blonde walks into a supermarket and buys 1 kg of washing powder, packet of 6 bath soaps, 8 pack of yoghurt and 2 kgs of oranges.
She then rolls up to the express lane register.
Colin the Checkout Bloke says, Your single aren't you?.
Betty Blonde Replies, Is it that obvious by what i've bought?.
Colin the Checkout Bloke replies, No, it's because you're so damned ugly!.
On a dark and stormy night.
The rain fell in my whiskey glass.
It really dampened my spirits.
Billy Bloke dies and straight away heads for the Pearly Gates of Heaven where St Peter says, I've been checking my records and i can't find a single good deed that you've done for you to enter Heaven.
What do you mean? asks Billy Bloke, What about the time i saved the little old lady from being bashed by a group of drunken louts then told 'em to pick on somebody their own size and they did.
St Peter asks, When did this happen?.
Billy Bloke Replies, Oh, about ten minutes ago!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
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