Thursday, October 28, 2010

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome To Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring, Raisin Bread, Lipstick, And A Outside Dunny (Toilet).

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Dean Diner says, Waiter, Waiter there's a fly in my vegetable soup.
Wilbur Waiter replies, I find that hard to believe sir, because they were all used in the Raisin Bread this morning!.

Q: Why doesn't Betty Blonde wear red Lipstick?.
A: Because red means stop!.

On a dark and stormy night.
The outside Dunny light was dim.
I heard a loud crash.
I heard a big splash.
My God, Grandma's fallen in!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2010 Windsmoke.


Ann said...

When I was growing up, both sets of my grandparents lived in the out back of Borneo. Out door dunnies were no fun.

My mum "held" it for the whole weekend.

Dave King said...

I remember "dunnies" when I was evacuated to the country during the war. I agree with Ann.

Life Ramblings said...

i like red lipstick. it's classic and it never seems to go out of style. LOL

Windsmoke. said...

G' Gay ANN & DAVE KING, Outdoor dunnies were no fun i agree. Because you didn't know what unknown little creatures were lurking around. The smell was also disgusting.

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS, Red lipstick will never go out of style or fashion. It's a classic and always will be i agree.