Tuesday, October 09, 2012

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: A Fisherman, Sheets and Breathing.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: How does a Fisherman take home his catch?.
A: In a eel-barrow!.

Q: What did Gertrude Ghost tell her son Gary Ghost before he went out to play?.
A: Don't get ya sheets wet!.

Doctor, doctor i'm having a bit of trouble with my Breathing, what can be done about it?.
I'll prescribe some medication that'll put a stop to that!, replies Doctor Derek.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

10 comments:

The Elephant's Child said...

Remind me never to go and see Doctor Derek! Thanks Windsmoke. I really liked these.

Red Nomad OZ said...

Hahaha! I wonder if I could refer a few people to Dr Derek ...!!!

River said...

Ha Ha! I knew a Derek when I was a teenager, he planned on going to medical school.....
I like the eel-barrow!

Oooh! could have been creel-barrow too.

Beach Bum said...

Great stuff!

Q: How does a Fisherman take home his catch?.
A: In a eel-barrow!.


After the recent presidential debate here in the States on Facebook I compared Mitt Romney to an eel.

Oh my God, I have people calling me all sorts of nasty names. And to think I thought most of my "friends" were Democrats.

Lynn Proctor said...

i am smiling :)

Ygraine said...

Yep! There are a few people I wouldn't mind referring to Dr Derek too!! Hehehe :D

Annmarie Pipa said...

oh my gosh, I hope Dr derek is not your dr!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD & ANNMARIE: Doctor Derek is a real shocker that is for sure.

G' Day RED & YGRAINE: Sounds to me like you want to get rid of someone.

G' Day RIVER: Looks like your Derek went to medical school and turn out to be a strange doctor.

G' Day BEACH BUM: Can't see Mitt Romney winning the election from the reports we get down here.

G' Day LYNN: That is good to know.

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Dr Derek just lost a good few patients (did I just pun!) here Windsmoke haha!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day GRACE: Doctor Derek certainly is a strange fella sometimes.