Tuesday, October 09, 2012

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: A Fisherman, Sheets and Breathing.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: How does a Fisherman take home his catch?.
A: In a eel-barrow!.

Q: What did Gertrude Ghost tell her son Gary Ghost before he went out to play?.
A: Don't get ya sheets wet!.

Doctor, doctor i'm having a bit of trouble with my Breathing, what can be done about it?.
I'll prescribe some medication that'll put a stop to that!, replies Doctor Derek.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.


The Elephant's Child said...

Remind me never to go and see Doctor Derek! Thanks Windsmoke. I really liked these.

Red Nomad OZ said...

Hahaha! I wonder if I could refer a few people to Dr Derek ...!!!

River said...

Ha Ha! I knew a Derek when I was a teenager, he planned on going to medical school.....
I like the eel-barrow!

Oooh! could have been creel-barrow too.

Beach Bum said...

Great stuff!

Q: How does a Fisherman take home his catch?.
A: In a eel-barrow!.

After the recent presidential debate here in the States on Facebook I compared Mitt Romney to an eel.

Oh my God, I have people calling me all sorts of nasty names. And to think I thought most of my "friends" were Democrats.

Lynn Proctor said...

i am smiling :)

Ygraine said...

Yep! There are a few people I wouldn't mind referring to Dr Derek too!! Hehehe :D

Annmarie Pipa said...

oh my gosh, I hope Dr derek is not your dr!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD & ANNMARIE: Doctor Derek is a real shocker that is for sure.

G' Day RED & YGRAINE: Sounds to me like you want to get rid of someone.

G' Day RIVER: Looks like your Derek went to medical school and turn out to be a strange doctor.

G' Day BEACH BUM: Can't see Mitt Romney winning the election from the reports we get down here.

G' Day LYNN: That is good to know.

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Dr Derek just lost a good few patients (did I just pun!) here Windsmoke haha!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day GRACE: Doctor Derek certainly is a strange fella sometimes.