Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: T-L-C, A Can Opener and Same Birthday.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: What does it mean when you come home to a man who gives you plenty of T-L-C?.
A: You are probably in the wrong house!.
Q: Why was the black knight running around asking for a Can Opener?.
A: Because he had an angry wasp in his suit of armour!.
Larry Lavender's girlfriend Emma Eagle and his father Lou Lavender share the Same Birthday, thirty years apart.
For Emma Larry bought her a bottle of very expensive french perfume and his father Lou a glock pistol.
After wrapping both presents Larry wrote on one birthday card "Use this all over yourself and think of me" then stuck it on his fathers present!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
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