Saturday, October 20, 2012

Random Humour For Growns Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: T-L-C, A Can Opener and Same Birthday.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What does it mean when you come home to a man who gives you plenty of T-L-C?.
A: You are probably in the wrong house!.

Q: Why was the black knight running around asking for a Can Opener?.
A: Because he had an angry wasp in his suit of armour!.

Larry Lavender's girlfriend Emma Eagle and his father Lou Lavender share the Same Birthday, thirty years apart.

For Emma Larry bought her a bottle of very expensive french perfume and his father Lou a glock pistol.

After wrapping both presents Larry wrote on one birthday card "Use this all over yourself and think of me" then stuck it on his fathers present!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.


River said...

Ha Ha!!
Oops on the birthday note....

The Elephant's Child said...

Ah, but what did Larry put on the other card? 'This is deadly, please be careful?' or 'Won't all the other boys be jealous?'

Beach Bum said...

Why was the black knight running around asking for a Can Opener?.

I can actually see that happening!

FruitCake said...

Wasps are not my favourite critter. An angry one? No thanks! The can opener would have to be electric.

Joanne Noragon said...

One is tue. Two is clever. I don't get three. But then, jokes have always been explained to me. Sort of spoils them.

Ygraine said...

Hehe Same Birthday is my favourite,
But of course I love them all!! :D

Annmarie Pipa said...

I had to read the last one 3 different times..S_L_O_W_L__Y...guess maybe i gave the wrong card too many times too!
happy weekend.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day RIVER: A big embarrassing oops!.

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: Yep, they would work really well.

G' Day BEACH BUM: I reckon it most likely would have.

G' Day FRUIT CAKE: What!, an electric can opener back in ye olde days of gallant knights and damsels in distress?.

G' Day JOANNE: The birthday card should have been stuck on his girlfriends birthday present as you splash perfume all over yourself and not shoot yourself with a glock pistol.

G' Day YGRAINE: That is the most popular one this time round.

G' Day ANNMARIE: Yep, its a tricky one alright.

PerthDailyPhoto said...

It pays to keep your mind on the job when labelling pressies haha!

Red Nomad OZ said...

But did the father take his advice?!?!?!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day GRACE: It certainly does pay and saves a lot of embarrassment as well.

G' Day RED: Probably not.