A single engine light plane took off from the local country airport flying for about 10 kms when suddenly the single engine coughed and spluttered with thick black smoke pouring from it's exhuast then with a groan died. With effort the pilot tried to land the plane in a paddock next to a busy construction site but the planes propellor clipped a high barbed wire fence flipping over and landing upside down on a row of portable toilets totally demolishing them and scattering their smelly and sloppy contents all over the busy construction site.
On impact the planes windscreen popped out and landed a few feet away from the plane. Much to his disgust the pilot got covered in the contents of the portable toilets when the contents came splashing through the space where the windscreen had been. Smelling a bit ripe and lucky to alive the pilot walked away looking like a drowned rat and smelling like one to. (c) 2010 Windsmoke.