Thursday, July 22, 2010

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups Today I'm Featuring: A Teacher, A Knock, Knock, A Cough, and everybodies favourite a Jolly Snowman.

Sso wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Tim Teacher asks: My desk has 5 flies on it and i squashed one how many would i have left on my desk?.
Prunella Pupil replies: You'd have one left the squashed one!.

Q: What happens in a medicine laboratory when business is slow?.
A: You can hear a cough drop!.

> Knock, knock.
> Who's there?.
> Adair!.
> Adair who?.
> Ad-air once now i'm bald as a babies bottom!.

Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?.
A: Nasty frostbite!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing. (c) 2010 Windsmoke.

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