Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups Today I'm Featuring: Two Kookaburras, A Sax Player, A Monster and Lastly a Turtle.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Karl Kookaburra perched in a gum tree asks: What kind of math do owls like?.
Karen Kookaburra perched in a gum tree replies: Owlgebra!.
Q: Who would you trust to take directions from if you were lost in the Aussie bush?.
>An out of tune soprano sax player.
>An in tune soprano sax player.
A: An out of tune soprano sax player because you dreamt up the other two!.
Q: When a monster loses his head who does he call?.
A: A head hunter!.
Cate Customer says to Wilbur Waiter: I found a hair in my turtle soup?.
Wilbur Waiter replies: Well the turtle finally caught up with the hare!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing. (c) 2010 Windsmoke.