Tuesday, August 07, 2012

Perched On The Dunny Pondering.

Every now and then in our life we've all been Perched On The Dunny Pondering. For that reason here are a handfull of odds and ends to ponder over.

Before the drawing board was invented, what did the people go back to?.

If you crossed an electric blanket with a toaster, would you pop out of bed quicker in the morning?.

If space is supposed to be a vacuum, who changes the bags?.

Would you get an eggsplosion if you fed gunpowder to a chicken?.

All those people who believe in psychokinesis please raise my hand!.

When you decamp from the dunny with your replies please don't forget to flush and wash ya hands.

Until next time jolly pondering.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.


FruitCake said...

You might not be able to raise my hand psychokinetically, but you've planted an interesting picure of an eggsplosion inside my head!

Kath Lockett said...

I don't think you'd get an 'eggsplosion' but you're sure as hell get scrambled eggs all over the garden!

Beach Bum said...

If you crossed an electric blanket with a toaster, would you pop out of bed quicker in the morning?.

Working third shift throws my statement way off but generally I'm a serious morning person. But during cold winter nights with the soft electric blanket my wife bought going I hate to get out of bed.

Anonymous said...

Oh no I had electric blankets - I would really pop out of a bed with one of those on!

River said...

The electric blanket toaster wouldn't work for me. I have my blankie warming up the bed for an hour before I get in, then I turn it off so I don't cook while I'm asleep.
Laughed at the chicken gunpowder feed resulting in eggsplosions.

Terra Shield said...

Um, no psychokinesis. I can't even focus enough to raise my own hand!

Joanne Noragon said...

Wait, I know the first one. Back to the cave wall!

Annmarie Pipa said...

welcome back! I missed these jokes.

The Elephant's Child said...

Some interesting questions to ponder. Thank you.
I am a morning person - but I don't think the toaster plays any part in it. Further consideration needed.

LifeRamblings said...

such funny thoughts to ponder. you certainly have lots of ideas in your mind.

Ygraine said...

How I've been missing these priceless gems!
If there is such a thing as psychokinesis, the please can you get my hands typing?
I've been suffering the most dreadful writer's block this week!!

Lynn Proctor said...

haha thanks for the smile :)

PerthDailyPhoto said...

I might have to try the electric blanket, I really need some help popping out of bed these cold mornings haha!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day FRUIT CAKE: I couldn't begin to imagine what the picture would be.

G' Day KATH: Along with fried chicken and burnt feathers.

G' Day BEACH BUM, JANE, RIVER & GRACE: I'm not a big fan of electric blankets.

G' Day TERRA SHIELD: That doesn't sound to good at all.

G' Day JOANNE: Never thought of that one, but come to think about it, it makes a lot of sense.

G' Day ANNMARIE: Its good to be back thanks for saying so.

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD & LIFE RAMBLINGS: Yep, they certainly are mind boggling.

G' Day YGRAINE: Writers block annoys me to.

G' Day LYNN: I'm glad you got a smile out of 'em.