Friday, August 03, 2012

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Snappy, An Entry And The Couch.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: When is a chihuahua good at taking photos?.
A: When they are in a Snappy mood!.

Q: Who was the worlds first accountant?.
A: Adam, he turned a leaf and made An Entry!.

Doctor, doctor, why do i keep thinking i am a dog?, asks Peter Patient.
Ok, jump up on The Couch and we'll discuss it, replies Doctor Derek.
But, i'm not allowed on The Couch!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

13 comments:

The Elephant's Child said...

I am not fond at all of chichuahuas - yappy little rat dogs. I suspect they would be excellent photographers, snapping away at random.
I do like the doctor, doctor one though.
Thanks Windsmoke.

jane.healy said...

Nice to see you back - love the first one my nice has one of those little pooches!

FruitCake said...

Welcome back Windsmoke, hope you are keeping well.

LOOOOOVE the accounting riddle.

Andrew said...

The second joke got me. Not heard it before. Missed you.

River said...

welcome back. I love the accountant joke. I haven't liked small yappy dogs since I tried to pat one when I was five and it bit my hand.

Beach Bum said...

A: Adam, he turned a leaf and made An Entry!.

LOL!!!!!

Got to love that one! And he paid a high price for it in the end.

Joanne Noragon said...

Chihauhua's are getting a bad rap, here. I don't like them, either. One snapped at my ankle and tore my beautiful blue wool slacks when I was 17. Not a pretty picture.

Red Nomad OZ said...

Hahaha, love the doctor/dog one! And anything that gives chihuahuas a bad name is OK by me!!!

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Welcome back Windsmoke, hope you had a great break. Haha! the second one made me laugh too.

LifeRamblings said...

it's good to see you back Windsmoke. i like the second one best.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: I can take 'em or leave 'em to.

G' Day JANE: Its nice to be back thanks for saying so.

G' Day FRUIT CAKE: I'm very well and firing on all cylinders thanks for asking.

G' Day ANDREW: Missed you to.

G' Day RIVER: That would have been a frightening experience for any five year old.

G' Day BEACH: I reckon we've all been paying for it ever since.

G' Day JOANNE: They can very nasty and destructive little fellas sometimes.

G' Day RED: Chihauhaus are not very popular by the looks of it.

G' Day GRACE: I had a really good break thanks for asking.

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: Its good to be back thanks for saying so.

Ygraine said...

Love them - especially Entry.
Your talent for comedy is amazing!:)

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day YGRAINE: I reckon Eve was happy to.