Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Pennies, Live Longer and Pain In The Neck.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: Why does the taste of Pennies remind you of having a tooth extracted?.
A: Nasty taste left in your mouth!.
Doctor, doctor If i give up smoking, wine, women and song will i live longer?, asks Paul Patient.
Not really, it'll just seem longer, replies Doctor Derek.
Q: Why doesn't dracula have many cobbers?.
A: Because he's a Pain In The Neck!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
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