Sunday, August 26, 2012

Perched On The Dunny Pondering.

Every now and then in our life we've all been Perched On The Dunny Pondering. For that reason here are a handfull of odds and ends to ponder over.

Would you get a rash of good luck, if you crossed a four leaf clover with poison ivy?.

How do ya know when you've run out of invisible ink?.

Is a turtle homeless or naked, if he/she doesn't have a shell?.

Would milk dribble out of a cows nose, if she laughed vigorously?.

I have a soft spot for helpless animals, especially when served with vegies and gravy!.

When you decamp from the dunny with your replies please don't forget to flush and wash ya hands.

Until next time jolly pondering.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

15 comments:

The Elephant's Child said...

The poor turtle is both homeless and naked if he/she is shell less. Not only that, but a starring role in a French or Chinese dish is in its future.

jane.healy said...

The first ones got me thinking ... jusst off to buy the lottery ticket

FruitCake said...

There's no better challenge than delivering a good punchline while someone's drinking something fizzy. Just wondering what one would have to say to a cow...
Love it!

River said...

At first thought I wouldn't mind a rash of good luck, but then I remember that poison ivy is rashy and itchy. ITCHY!!
I agree with EC about the turtle being both homeless and naked.

Joanne Noragon said...

Yes, I believe the good luck would be overwhelmed by the itching.

Beach Bum said...

I have a soft spot for helpless animals, especially when served with vegies and gravy!.

As a liberal I sometimes get into considerable trouble with those who hold a similar political position as me because I always jump at the chance to have Bambi and cute furry squirrels for dinner.

Annmarie Pipa said...

did you ever hear of Steve wright? that is what this reminds me of. a good thing.

Friko said...

Hm, still thinking of answers. Still on the dunny.

Lynn Proctor said...

haha love the ivy one--something to ponder for sure ;)

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: Poor turtle certainly is. As for ending up as a dish its really not on in my books.

G' Day JANE: Good luck hope ya win a bundle.

G' Day FRUIT CAKE: Moo!.

G' Day RIVER & JOANNE: Depends on whether the good luck is worth the itch.

G' Day BEACH BUM: Yep, that'll get ya into trouble every time.

G' Day ANNMARIE: Thanks for the vote of confidence.

G' Day FRIKO: Hope ya haven't fallin' in.

G' Day LYNN: Absolutely.

Ygraine said...

Reckon I'd be willing to put up with the rash if some good luck was in the offing right now! Hehe:D

PerthDailyPhoto said...

I would say a definite yes to the turtle 'situation' Windsmoke!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day YGRAINE: Me too.

G' Day GRACE: Absolutely.

Red Nomad OZ said...

Maybe the 4 leaf clover good luck would counteract the itch - a rash doesn't have to be painful, does it??

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day RED: I guess some rashes are painful, but some are down right annoying to. So a bit of good luck would help ease the suffering.