Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Soup, Road and Chess.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: What variety of Soup are skeletons partial to?.
A: A Soup with heaps of body!.
Q: Why did Duke Dog cross the Road?.
A: Because Cleo Chicken had the day off!.
The sun is peeping over the horizon and Jade Juniper is out on her early morning jog through the Contention Botanical Gardens when she comes across Terry Trumpet playing Chess with Chloe Cat and says, i can't believe my eyes, i must be dreaming a cat that plays Chess, what a clever animal, what is your cats name?.
Its Chloe and she's not really that clever at all because i'm beating her six games to one, replies Terry.
Well Chloe still beat you in one game now that's what i call a clever animal, replies Jade, then contunies on her jog along the footpath.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.