Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Soup, Road and Chess.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What variety of Soup are skeletons partial to?.
A: A Soup with heaps of body!.

Q: Why did Duke Dog cross the Road?.
A: Because Cleo Chicken had the day off!.

The sun is peeping over the horizon and Jade Juniper is out on her early morning jog through the Contention Botanical Gardens when she comes across Terry Trumpet playing Chess with Chloe Cat and says, i can't believe my eyes, i must be dreaming a cat that plays Chess, what a clever animal, what is your cats name?.

Its Chloe and she's not really that clever at all because i'm beating her six games to one, replies Terry.
Well Chloe still beat you in one game now that's what i call a clever animal, replies Jade, then contunies on her jog along the footpath.

(c) 2012 Windsmoke.


Cloudia said...

usually, cats do not let on how much they know!

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Joanne Noragon said...

Chloe is sandbagging.

Izzy Mason said...

What? Do cats not usually play chess in Australia? How odd..

The Elephant's Child said...

Chloe is letting him win.

River said...

I agree Chloe is letting him win. An ego boost ensuring a lifetime supply of tuna. Smart cat.

Ygraine said...

I always sensed cats were much more intelligent than we mere humans.
We just like to kid ourselves!!

FruitCake said...

Six to one! I'm not surprised. It was probably too easy, and Chloe was daydreaming about curling up for a snooze or two.

Bananazą®‡ said...

A purrfect win for Chloe

Beach Bum said...

Yeah, I get the feeling Chloe is far better than she is letting on. I often think Spock the Cat here at my house secretly laughs at us humans.

Red Nomad OZ said...

Chloe is BEYOND chess ... she's just indulging him!!!

LOVE chicken/road jokes - ever since I heard Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was there!

Windsmoke. said...


G' Day IZZY: Aussie cats have found chess to be boring and now prefer to snooze instead!.

G' Day YGRAINE: I'm with ya on that score.

G' Day FRUIT CAKE: After she's had a feed of cat food.

G' Day BEACH BUM: I wouldn't be surprised that spock the cat is laughing at us.

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Motto of the story, well I don't have to say, right. Nice pick Windsmoke.

Annmarie Pipa said...

cats must be more underestimated than I thought!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day GRACE: No you don't have to say.

G' Day ANNMARIE: Yep, cats certainly are.