Monday, September 27, 2010

Lawnmower Man.

During a bucks night in the Melbourne suburb of Mornington the groom was dared by his drunken guests to strip stark naked, run around the backyard in circles, through the garage down the driveway and back. After thinking about it for a minute or two the groom decided to do it but instead of running back through the garage into the backyard he'd jump on the ride on lawnmower in the garage and go for a ride.

After running around like a maniac the groom jumped on the ride on lawnmower in the garage took off down the driveway onto the Moorooduc Highway with throttle fully open down the wrong side of the highway stark naked. A few kilometres down the highway the groom was pulled over by police and recorded a blood alcohol reading of 0.167, three times over the legal limit. I'd hate to be in his shoes when the bride finds out, sparks will fly i'd say.
(c) 2010 Windsmoke.