Welcome To Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring, A Stick, A Calculator and a collection of Goldfish.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: What do you call a Boomerang that won't come back?.
A: A Stick!.
Q: What do Calculators and Rabbits have in common?.
A: They both multiply really well!.
Bob says, I won 20 Goldfish in the pub raffle last night.
Bruce asks, Where will you store them?.
Bob replies, In the bath tub.
Bruce asks, When you take a bath what will you do with them?.
Bob replies, Blindfold 'em!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing. (c) 2010 Windsmoke.