Thursday, September 23, 2010

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome To Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring, A Stick, A Calculator and a collection of Goldfish.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What do you call a Boomerang that won't come back?.
A: A Stick!.

Q: What do Calculators and Rabbits have in common?.
A: They both multiply really well!.

Bob says, I won 20 Goldfish in the pub raffle last night.
Bruce asks, Where will you store them?.
Bob replies, In the bath tub.
Bruce asks, When you take a bath what will you do with them?.
Bob replies, Blindfold 'em!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing. (c) 2010 Windsmoke.

7 comments:

Dave King said...

That really appeals to my sense of humour!!!a

Windsmoke. said...

I'm glad that they appeal to your sense of humour as i think we need more laughter in the world. There is to much doom and gloom out there. Thank you for you comment.

Cloudia said...

LOL! :)





Warm Aloha from Waikiki

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magiceye said...

lol! thank you for the laughs!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day Cloudia and Magiceye thanks for your comments hope to hear from you both in the future

Life Ramblings said...

thanks for the great laughter. :)

Windsmoke. said...

Welcome Life Ramblings to my humble blog. I'm glad you got a laugh out of them. Thanks for the comment hope to hear from you again.