Thursday, September 30, 2010

A Bonza Jest: The Speed Of Light.

Trevor takes his blind date Joanna to the circus on a balmy saturday night and asks her, what would you like to do first?.

I want to get weighed she replies smiling.

They wander over to a large set of scales outside the clowns tent and she hops on and it reads 53 kgs. Next stop a ride on the ferris wheel, when the ride finishes, Trevor asks Joanna again what would you like to do now?.

I want to get weighed she replies smiling again.

Insead they wander around the circus grounds buy 2 buckets of chips, fairy floss on a stick, an ice cream cone stroll past the animal enclosures, down side show alley, where once again Trevor asks Joanna what would she like to next?.

Joanna says, firmly and with fire in her eyes i want to get weighed!.

Thinking Joanna is totally off her rocker Trevor drives her home, dumps her at the front of her house and takes off at the speed of light never to be seen again to the disappointment of Joanna.

Laura Joanna's housemate asks, how did your blind date go?.
Joanna replies, Oh, Waura it was Wousy!.
(c) 2010 Windsmoke Inc.


Cloudia said...



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Life Ramblings said...

this is so hilarious.

Windsmoke. said...

G' day CLOUDIA, Thank you for your comment and for being my first follower.

G' Day LIFE RAMBLING'S, I'm glad you found it so hilarious stay tuned there are more to come.

Dave King said...


Windsmoke.. said...

G' Day DAVE KING, If you think that was superb stay tuned there are more to come.